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One of the best moments of my childhood.

BITCH

ZERO HAD ZERO FUCKS

I can’t even tell you how excited I was that they turned this book into a movie and it was good

I literally have absolutely no complaints with the movie at all. Once, my friend and I did comparisons from the book and the movie, and we found the only major difference was the fact that Stanley wasn’t heavy set when he arrived at the camp in the movie. The majority of the script is raw quotations from the book.
This is my favorite book to movie adaptation and it did everything Percy Jackson, Inkheart, and The Golden Compass didn’t.

yesss this was such a good book and film

And the only reason Stanely wasn’t heavy set was because in the book he loses tons of weight and eventually ends up being almost thin. The director said he didn’t want to force an adolescent boy to lose weight on such a quick filming schedule, and L’bouf’s audition was so spot on, that they decided to go with a thinner Stanely from the beginning

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50 questions

1:
What would you name your future daughter?
2:
Do you miss anyone?
3:
What if I told you that you were pretty?
4:
Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5:
What are you looking forward to in the next week?
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Did you go out or stay in last night?
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How late did you stay up last night?
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Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
9:
What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
10:
Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
11:
Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
12:
Have you pretended to like someone?
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Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
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Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
15:
Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16:
Think back five months ago, were you single?
17:
Have you ever cried from being so mad?
18:
Hold hands with anyone this week?
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Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
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Who did you last see in person?
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What is the last thing you said out lot?
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Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
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Have you ever been to Paris?
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Are you good at hiding your feelings?
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Do you use chap stick?
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Who did you last share a bed with?
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Are you listening to music right now?
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What is something you currently want right now?
29:
Were your last three kisses from the same person?
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How is your heart lately?
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Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
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When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
33:
What do people call you?
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Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
35:
Are there any stressful situations in your life?
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What are you listening to right now?
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What is wrong with you right now?
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Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
39:
Do you make wishes at 11:11?
40:
What is on your wrists right now?
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Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42:
Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
43:
Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
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Have you hugged someone within the last week?
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Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
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What were you doing at midnight last night?
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Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
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Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
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Have you ever been to New York?
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Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

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Can we please have a story about this?

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